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dgray_man2009-09-20 12:27 pm
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[Fic] When Kanda Smiles Pt.2
Character(s): Lavi, Kanda, mentionings of Bookman, Tiedoll, Daisya, and Marie
Rated: T
A/N: Second in the series, not sure how well it goes with the other one (here). Possible failed attempt at texting-speak (I kinda...view them both as speaking coherently via texting, but Lavi's more inclined to use text-lingo, especially if he wants to annoy Kanda. Also Kanda's more likely to make errors because he isn't used to texting *knows that feeling, oh yes* ).
WARNING: mild language, annoying relatives, implied pairing (if you squint?), people generally slacking off...
So when Lavi gets a nasty text message, he isn't all too surprised to see who it's from, but it makes his lips twitch anyway as he inconspicuously opens it to read the message.
Fuck You
That's Not a nice thing to say, Yuu-chan
It is when you're a fucking prick
And how is it my fault?
Because And the text message cuts off at that. Lavi waits You didn't stop him
From?
Saying shit
Saying what shit?
About getting laid
Well you haven't
Lavi thinks that over for a moment, before sending another text Right?
And for a good while his phone doesn't make any sort of sound, to warn him about any sort of message he could possibly recieve, and Lavi vaguely wonders if that's a good thing. After all, yesterday hadn't exactly gone well so it wouldn't surprise him if Kanda had been 'grounded' or some form of the word.
Which meant cell phone usage.
So when he snaps his phone shut and slides his phone back into his back pocket, he figures he can ignore it now, and go back to reading, because he really needed to finish that report before Bookman got back. Who knows what the cranky old man would do if he blatantly ignored working for the fifth time in a row?
Lavi didn't want to find out.
Except for he would have to, he figured, when right when he sat back down again, his phone started vibrating. He flipped it open again.
...
So talkative Yuu~
I haven't
Really?~ He meant for it to be teasing, after all Yuu-chan getting laid was about as plausible as Allen deciding not to cheat in Poker, or Komui saying Lenalee could go ahead and get married. It just wouldn't happen. Or, not unless it was special circumstances.
...Really
If you're just gonna send one word texts y'might as well call me He wasn't going to waste money either, after all, though he had unlimited and Bookman wouldn't get mad for actually using it, right? Wrong. Maybe.
Fuck no
Why?
He didn't get a text for a few more moments, and when he did he had to snigger at the typos and poor attempt at text speak
TIedoll is stnding Right here, I cn't
Aww, poor Yuu-chan's grounded?
No
Lavi waited
Yes. Maybe. Fucking--
The text was cut off, and Lavi only had half the mind to wonder exactly what happened, and he would have sent a text back, but then maybe he was talking to Tiedoll, and if he sent a text wouldn't that mean the phone would get taken up? Well, he didn't want dear little Yuu-chan to get entirely cut off from the world he so hated. Because then he couldn't rant. Not that he ranted. He just tended to call people idiots, which was well enough.
Well enough in any case.
Bastard he jumped when the phone vibrated in his hand, Fine. Can't call, but Tiedoll's leaving. I'll sneak out
Oh you rule breaker~
Shut up
Lavi chuckled to himself, Well I'm kinda workin' right now, but I'm sure Bookman wouldn't mind.
FUCK no.
Lavi blinked
I'm not going over to your place.
Why?
A pause...
I swear you're scared of old people
Am not
Are too
Whatever
You still coming over?
...If Marie lets me
Lavi raised an eyebrow at that Not ta be rude, but he's blind. If you're quiet he won't know you're gone
He'll know
ORLY?
...Yes really.
Lavi thought that over for a moment, Anyone else home?
Daisya
Ah
FUCK
He being annoying?
I'm leaving
Y?
Stop it. yes
Lavi felt his lips twitch, 'K, you coming over?
...Yes
See you in 10?
Five.
I'll unlock the door.
After that, Lavi shut the phone with a snap, and forced himself up out of the chair, to maneuver over towards garage door. Flipping the lock, he barely got half way across the room again, before the door turned and in stumbled a familiar face. A rather haggled looking familiar face, pinched and exhausted.
The first words out of his mouth?
"Why the fuck did I come here?"
Lavi had to grin, "I dunno, Yuu-chan? You tell me."
Rated: T
A/N: Second in the series, not sure how well it goes with the other one (here). Possible failed attempt at texting-speak (I kinda...view them both as speaking coherently via texting, but Lavi's more inclined to use text-lingo, especially if he wants to annoy Kanda. Also Kanda's more likely to make errors because he isn't used to texting *knows that feeling, oh yes* ).
WARNING: mild language, annoying relatives, implied pairing (if you squint?), people generally slacking off...
So when Lavi gets a nasty text message, he isn't all too surprised to see who it's from, but it makes his lips twitch anyway as he inconspicuously opens it to read the message.
Fuck You
That's Not a nice thing to say, Yuu-chan
It is when you're a fucking prick
And how is it my fault?
Because And the text message cuts off at that. Lavi waits You didn't stop him
From?
Saying shit
Saying what shit?
About getting laid
Well you haven't
Lavi thinks that over for a moment, before sending another text Right?
And for a good while his phone doesn't make any sort of sound, to warn him about any sort of message he could possibly recieve, and Lavi vaguely wonders if that's a good thing. After all, yesterday hadn't exactly gone well so it wouldn't surprise him if Kanda had been 'grounded' or some form of the word.
Which meant cell phone usage.
So when he snaps his phone shut and slides his phone back into his back pocket, he figures he can ignore it now, and go back to reading, because he really needed to finish that report before Bookman got back. Who knows what the cranky old man would do if he blatantly ignored working for the fifth time in a row?
Lavi didn't want to find out.
Except for he would have to, he figured, when right when he sat back down again, his phone started vibrating. He flipped it open again.
...
So talkative Yuu~
I haven't
Really?~ He meant for it to be teasing, after all Yuu-chan getting laid was about as plausible as Allen deciding not to cheat in Poker, or Komui saying Lenalee could go ahead and get married. It just wouldn't happen. Or, not unless it was special circumstances.
...Really
If you're just gonna send one word texts y'might as well call me He wasn't going to waste money either, after all, though he had unlimited and Bookman wouldn't get mad for actually using it, right? Wrong. Maybe.
Fuck no
Why?
He didn't get a text for a few more moments, and when he did he had to snigger at the typos and poor attempt at text speak
TIedoll is stnding Right here, I cn't
Aww, poor Yuu-chan's grounded?
No
Lavi waited
Yes. Maybe. Fucking--
The text was cut off, and Lavi only had half the mind to wonder exactly what happened, and he would have sent a text back, but then maybe he was talking to Tiedoll, and if he sent a text wouldn't that mean the phone would get taken up? Well, he didn't want dear little Yuu-chan to get entirely cut off from the world he so hated. Because then he couldn't rant. Not that he ranted. He just tended to call people idiots, which was well enough.
Well enough in any case.
Bastard he jumped when the phone vibrated in his hand, Fine. Can't call, but Tiedoll's leaving. I'll sneak out
Oh you rule breaker~
Shut up
Lavi chuckled to himself, Well I'm kinda workin' right now, but I'm sure Bookman wouldn't mind.
FUCK no.
Lavi blinked
I'm not going over to your place.
Why?
A pause...
I swear you're scared of old people
Am not
Are too
Whatever
You still coming over?
...If Marie lets me
Lavi raised an eyebrow at that Not ta be rude, but he's blind. If you're quiet he won't know you're gone
He'll know
ORLY?
...Yes really.
Lavi thought that over for a moment, Anyone else home?
Daisya
Ah
FUCK
He being annoying?
I'm leaving
Y?
Stop it. yes
Lavi felt his lips twitch, 'K, you coming over?
...Yes
See you in 10?
Five.
I'll unlock the door.
After that, Lavi shut the phone with a snap, and forced himself up out of the chair, to maneuver over towards garage door. Flipping the lock, he barely got half way across the room again, before the door turned and in stumbled a familiar face. A rather haggled looking familiar face, pinched and exhausted.
The first words out of his mouth?
"Why the fuck did I come here?"
Lavi had to grin, "I dunno, Yuu-chan? You tell me."
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Enjoyed a lot!
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Glad you enjoyed it though XD *is still surprised people do* (I suck at writing humor. *laughs at nearly everything* aha...ha...)
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Mhm definitely. Y'miiiight just regret it. Or not get it. Or something *laugh*
You're welcome~ *is about to put up the 3rd part* though it's not as funny as these last two. Is actually quite serious but then I'm a glutton for that....*cough*
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Part 3 see posted, can't read it right now, something for later.
Oh well, it's easier to write in the style most comfortable with (but always good to stretch a little). ^_^
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Oh yes, very much so *shakes head* he doesn't learn ^^;
Okay~ (I really shouldn't be working on fanfiction right noooow T^T *needs to work on an essay*)
Yeah it is. Though the fact that it's a 'drabble' immediately makes it something I'm not used to *shrugs* but yes, stretching boundaries are good *nod nod*
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Awesome yet again~
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Glad you think so~~ *snigger* Kanda and Lavi are fun to write (well, Lavi is, mostly) *hums~*