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dgray_man2009-12-28 01:58 pm
Fanfiction: Prank
Title: Prank
Characters: Kanda, Lavi
Genre: Humour
Summary: I think the title pretty much explains everything. Just a humourous fic about a prank with Kanda and Lavi involved XD
“Soba again?”
Kanda didn’t turn around. He knew exactly who would have the nerve and not to mention “nosiness” to poke into what he has for his meals.
“Don’t you ever eat anything else?” The meddlesome person asked.
“And how is that your business?” The Japanese youth retorted, still not turning around.
“Well…” The other youth started saying, in a sing-song tone. “It’s not my business at all…”
Much to Kanda’s annoyance, the meddlesome rabbit, a.k.a Lavi, put a plate piled with spaghetti, minced beef, tomato sauce, mushrooms, corn, cheese and onion slices on the table and sat down to his left.
“But you should really eat more, don’t you think? Soba isn’t exactly ‘packed with nutrition’.” Lavi commented.
Kanda put his chopsticks down. He had not touched his food yet, which was a good decision. The strong smell from the spaghetti would ruin the taste of the soba. He was already tempted to move really far away.
“What?” Lavi said in a mocking tone upon noticing that Kanda wasn’t eating. “Could it be that the awe-inspiring Yuu can’t stand something as harmless as a little spaghetti?”
“Shut the hell up.” Kanda snapped.
“Which is why I’m saying that you should stop sticking to eating something so bland.”
“I said shut up.”
Before Lavi could follow up with another remark, he heard someone calling him.
“Hey, Lavi!”
It was Johnny, who was holding a finely embroidered headband. He went over to the table where Lavi and Kanda were.
“Hi, Kanda-kun.” Johnny greeted when he approached. Kanda responded with a slight nod. Then Johnny started talking excitedly to Lavi about how proud he was of his handiwork and how well it would match Lavi and so on and so forth.
Meanwhile, Kanda picked up his chopsticks. The smell of the Italian pasta was rather tolerable after a while but he still felt annoyed by the other youth. He eyed the Italian pasta.
Doubt he’ll notice.
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“Thanks Johnny!” Lavi exclaimed cheerfully as he kept his new bandana in his pocket. “Why can’t you be as nice as him?” He couldn’t resist adding.
Kanda didn’t say anything as he finished the last of his soba.
“Oh well, time to eat.” Lavi picked up his fork and spoon, mixed the spaghetti and its ingredients up and took a big mouth full.
“Mmm, itsh reowwy nishe. You shoul troy itsh.” (It’s really nice, you should try it).” Lavi said with his mouth still full, then he noticed a fleeting smirk on Kanda’s face.
Did I just imagine that?
And then, among the taste of tomato, cheese, pasta, onion, mushrooms and meat, a stronger, more foreign taste took over. It was not like onion or pepper, which burned the throat or chilli that burnt the lips and tongue. It was much worse. The taste just hit the back of his throat and rushed into his nasal cavity. Lavi paled.
This taste…Horse radish… WASABI!!!!!
And much to Kanda’s amusement, Lavi jumped out of his seat and ran for the taps. And to his further amusement, he actually came back.
“Yo…You…You…” Lavi stammered as he pointed an accusing finger at Kanda.
“What? I don’t understand idiot.” Kanda said, smirking.
“You demon! You put wasabi in my spaghetti!”
“You can’t prove it.”
“Yes I can!” Lavi grabbed the cup of soba sauce. “Ah-ha! There’s no wasabi inside!”
“I ate it.”
“There’s no way you could have, liar!”
“Whatever.” Kanda said dismissively and picked up his used utensils. “So it’s not bland, is it?” He added and walked off, leaving Lavi behind.
Later, after recovering from the shock and the aftertaste of the wasabi, Lavi took his plate of spaghetti and went to ask Jeryy for another ‘untainted’ plate.
And that was how Lavi developed a fear for wasabi.
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Maybe I should sneak something into Daisya’s food too.
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It's Kanda's PAYBACK TIME! XD
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Glad I could help!