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dgray_man2011-07-04 02:31 pm
Everything Good Comes in Threes Chapter 2!
Hello all! I'm back with another weird 3P! <3
Author: SaintMindy
Title: Everything Good Comes In Threes
Chapter: 2
Series: D Gray-Man
Pairing: Millenium Earl x Lenalee x Neah
Warnings: Polyamoury, suggestive content, serious WTF-ery
20-Word Prompt Drabbles
AN: What is this? I don't even. Was written while listening Jeffree Star's I'm In Love (With a Killer) and Get Away with Murder.
1. Dynamo
The Earl was a dynamo, when he somehow managed to whisk Lenalee off on their first (albeit forced on her half) date, there was never a dull moment (or bloodshed, thankfully).
2. Race
Lenalee was racing against time, her Dark Boots carrying her swiftly across the ground as she desperately wished to arrive in time. Under the orders of Levierre, an experimental operation was being performed on Allen, an attempt to safely extract the Fourteenth from the exorcist. She skidded to a halt, kicking the door open, gasping as twin sets of gray eyes landed on her.
3. Tension
Lenalee quietly ate her cake, wondering if the tension between the Earl and Neah would taste as good as the sweet. After all, one could cut both the same way.
4. Button
“How do I look?” Lenalee smiled, looking over the Earl's suit. Her shoes clicked and her ball dress swished as she approached him. “You missed one,” she teased, fixing one of his buttons before taking his arm. This dance was going to be an interesting one.
5. Torture
“S-Stop!” Lenalee cried out, writhing against Neah's grip as the Earl tortured her. She regretted telling them that her ribs were ticklish.
6. Secret
Neah winced as a broom dug into his back, finding it hard to breath with his face mushed against Adam's chest. “Move over!” He hissed quietly, nudging the infamous Earl in an attempt to get him to move. “You move!” Was the whispered response, pushing him back. Komui raised an eyebrow as a small crashing noise came from within Lenalee's closet.
“What was that?” He asked. Lenalee beamed, dazzling his worries away.
“I guess I stacked some stuff wrong! I'll clean up the mess, promise!” The moment Komui left, the closet door opened and the two Noah toppled out. Adam and Neah laughed nervously under the pressure of Lenalee's scowl. Needless to say, it was the last time Adam decided to pick up Lenalee and Neah for their date.
7. Farm
“I want a farm.” Lenalee suddenly said one day in the midst of a cuddling session. Adam immediately agreed to her idea, but it took a while for Neah to warm up to it.
8. Fight
Lenalee was so tired of fighting, fighting for the Black Order, fighting to keep her relationship with Adam and Neah a secret, fighting herself to her world together. When Allen was just about to kill Adam, to end the war, she almost let him, if only just so the fighting could stop. “Wha-?” Allen's eyes widened as Lenalee blocked his attack with her boots.
“I'm sorry,” She murmured, “But you'll have to fight me now.”
9. Bacon
Adam readily admit that Lenalee's cooking was far better than the Akuma maids', just the scent of bacon cooking was enough to cause his mouth to water.
10. Sword
Komui was flabbergasted when he found Lenalee's diary, now filled with stories about a guy named Adam and his 'big sword' and a nameless boy who did some naughty things on a piano bench.
11. Minute
The first single minute that Neah first took over Allen haunted Lenalee forever, and before she knew it, she preferred the intense gold over the caring gray.
12. High Jump
Komui should have known better than to think that putting her room on the highest floor would stop her from sneaking out.
13. Laugh
Neah loved Lenalee's laugh, from the first time he had heard from deep within Allen. But, as he watched her weep over the corpses of her fallen allies, he had a feeling he wouldn't be able to hear it for a long time.
14. Noun
The Fourteenth quickly learned that, when it came to Lenalee, the word 'boot' could be both a noun and a verb if he wasn't careful.
15. Well
The first time Lenalee met Adam, it was by a well. Her parents' graves were still fresh and her shoes were nothing more than footwear. He came to her in human form and had enchanted her with a story about bringing her parents to life, but before she could accept her offer, her brother returned from his errand. Years later, long after the incident, Adam proposed to her by that very same well.
16. Clone
While Lenalee was glad the experiment had separated the Fourteenth into another body, she couldn't help but wonder if it was worth the awkward first days of suddenly having another Allen walking around.
17. Banana
Adam stared. Neah stared. Even Tyki stared. Lenalee couldn't help but gain some satisfaction as the three Noah watched her eat her banana, Road trying desperately to keep her cackles in.
18. Tennis
The female exorcist laughed as Neah and Adam puffed on the opposite end of the court, recovering from another round of ass-kicking. “You two aren't very good at this sport, are you?”
19. Food
Lenalee had a very good memory. She knew that mitarashi dango was Allen's favorite food, pears were Miranda's, and Komui adored anything that she made. However, she honestly couldn't help but truly question the Earl's taste in food when she saw the crocodile.
20. Stool
As Lenalee flirted away with the cute men, sitting on a comfortable stool in a popular club, she couldn't help wonder if she had known them in a past life.
AN: I sincerely apologize for No. 10, I just couldn't help myself. For some odd reason, The Fourteenth has always been a guy that can be very pervy in my head, and the Earl strikes me as a cuddler. XD Hahahaha~!
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Oh, God. This is brilliant. I applaud you, Sir/Madam, for this. This may just be the crackiest pairing I've seen, but you pulled it off rather well.
And I'm totally in stitches as well.
I don't think I even want to know how you came up with this Pairing (threesome, whatever).
I actually read this on fanfic.net earlier today, so to see this on my friends page tonight was a nice surprise.
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^_^ I first came up with it when I was re-reading the Noah's Ark Arc, and I just threw in the 14th because I love him. <3
Hahaha, really? I posted there first because it was easier. I had a heart attack this morning when I checked it and it had, like, 79 hits.
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I applaud you for having managed to pull off a crack!fic with this unusual pairing. *favs this*
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