dgray_man | The In-Bad-Taste Poll

syphilis killed him!

He can't be dead. It seems a little early for that, don't you think?

We should take a poll on how many times he'll be brought back to life.

The very exciting strain of syphilis that causes showers of blood spatter onto one's window pane.

He didn't look very dead by manga standards. I mean, plenty of other manga characters have bled out giant puddles and survived, and this is Cross. He seems durable.

If he hasn't died of syphilis yet, I'm betting he won't.

Hum, I was torn between Jasdevi's chicken, Allen when he wasn't looking or, the one I ended up picking, Klaud's monkey, out of jealousy >=D It has to be it! It has to be! Because we ALL know Lau's cute look is just for show and he can be pretty bad when activated. ...How did he kill Cross without shredding the body to pieces? Hum... he... uh, stole and used Judgement? O_o

PS: Snape has an alibi, people! He wasn't born yet XD

So the monkey was the culprit, and Cross' own gun was the murder weapon? Maybe the monkey and the trained attack chicken were working together. (I find it hard to believe that Jasdevi wouldn't at least try to teach a chicken to use a gun.)

But, but the Time-turner! Didn't you know Snape is always guilty?

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crisyah.livejournal.com - 2008-07-31 14:48 (UTC) - Expand

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symbolism-egg.livejournal.com - 2008-07-31 16:52 (UTC) - Expand

it's amusing how snape gets the highest number of votes. yhey for crack lovin fandom.

His track record does work against him.

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The candlestick is probably his weapon of choice after the switchblade.

Looking at the raw, it DID look like, for a second, Cross might have shot himself--but my Japanese is nill, so I will not trust the pictures.

I don't think Cross is dead, but somebody else definitely fucked is shit up bad. ):

It's probably one of those fake-out cliffhanger deaths. I wouldn't be too worried until Chapter 169.

I say the chicken. Most likely a chicken that Jasdevi took under their wing. >|b

Or for a more interesting idea, a Cuckoo that Link brought back from Hyrule by order of Hitler to kill Cross. 8D *should have picked other*

Also, aww, Snape~ ~~Why has no one voted God yet? Because it's so crazy it's sane?~~

=darkfox200

Link's an elf! ~~With pointed eyebrows.~~

Jasdevi stole Cross' chicken and cruelly turned it against him. ;_; Tragic, really. (They probably took better care of it than him.)

Poor Snape, always the prime suspect. (Perhaps Cross and God get along surprisingly well.)

DAMNIT, SNAPE. WHEN WILL YOUR REIGN OF TERROR END?

You asked me who DGM's Snape was, and I concluded, "It's Snape." XD

That and "Must make poll!"

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artificialluck.livejournal.com - 2008-07-31 22:20 (UTC) - Expand

By the God *oops, just kidding

Maybe Timcampi would be...

Froi "It's All About Me Now, Bitches" Tiedoll

I laughed. SO hard. Thank you for that.

Besides art, Tiedoll's many hobbies included acting eccentrically harmless and plotting to steal from Cross the spotlight that was rightfully his ~~bitches~~.

:)

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konrankoneko.livejournal.com - 2008-08-01 02:45 (UTC) - Expand

It's so obvious... it's TIMCAMPY. How come I haven't thought of that!
Always knew there's something wrong with that golden ball...

Now, see, in the next chapter, Cross is going to be in the shower saying "Surprise, Allen! Everything in the manga since Suman Dark was just a dream!"

[wonders if anyone will get that]

XD

I know it's a movie reference but I forget which movie...

Is'nt it obvious...it has to be snape..with timcampy as his accompolice..c'mon a golden snitch with teeth?

why have i never thought of Tim as a snitch!! it all makes so much sense now!

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symbolism-egg.livejournal.com - 2008-08-02 06:56 (UTC) - Expand

The chicken and Tiedoll (I had to LOL at that and moreso as I read more of the possible culprits further down) got me in a tight spot.

In the end, I chose the chicken.
~~Somehow... I can see the chicken attempting to sever away the source of the debts and well.. is probably a incarnate of something. What, I wonder?~~

The chicken is very thoughtful and tried to solve its new masters' problem?

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kariavalon.livejournal.com - 2008-08-02 18:25 (UTC) - Expand

In all seriousness, instinct keeps telling me that if he's dead, it's set up to look like Link did it, at least in this chapter.

But that's lame because Link is Link and Cross is freaking godmoding Cross. :(

It really doesn't seem like Link could kill Cross, does it? If Cross were to die it would have to be a more evil, badass, established character.

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symbolism-egg.livejournal.com - 2008-08-02 07:02 (UTC) - Expand

Froi "It's All About Me Now, Bitches" Tiedoll

Thanks for the extra brain damage! =D

Srsly, though, that was epic

You're welcome!

See, Tiedoll has a motive, though.

I vote Lenalee.

Because she was jealous and angry that Cross still has long flowy hair while alas, she has a cute little bob cut. Then the recent chapter when Cross hugged Allen had fans aw'ing while if she did that there would be an angry uproar!

So, under the disguise of one of the crows, she snuck into the General's bedroom, and showed who she was. Cross, liking Lenalee just smiled.

And nosebleeded to death when she removed her top, then she propped his body back up and went to cuddle with Allen, who was sleeping peacefully, while she knew what had to be done.

You're next Kanda Yuu.

PS: HAPPY BIRFDAY CROSS.

MARIAN CROSS
July-31-?? to July-31-??
"WORSE BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER."

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matchstick.livejournal.com - 2008-08-02 15:56 (UTC) - Expand

XD I think we need a 'serious' version of this to really see who we think killed him. Though, in all seriousness.... it could have been Cross himself as a result of not wanting to live with Syphilis, which Snape gave him.

Some of the options are plausible, even though the poll isn't.

LOL. XD You've managed to link together the two most popular options! Impressive.

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animegoil.livejournal.com - 2008-08-02 12:31 (UTC) - Expand

You know.....the more I think about it.....it kind of looks like he was killed by those parasite things from Cloverfield. Someone must shoop this.

I think Cross just faked his death and did so to escape from head quarters and not return for many years, because that seems like something he'd do. Though, my second guess is Snape.

Oh. My. God.

Froi "It's All About Me Now, Bitches" Tiedoll

roflolwtfbbq.

Snape
33 (26.2%)

33 VOTES. POOR SNAPE. ALWAYS ACCUSED OF SOMETHING HE DIDN'T DO.

... Or did he? 8D Ohmai I should've went for Snape xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hey, Snape was guilty of the first thing he was accused of. He just had different reasons. :P

I'm not even a religious person, but I'll believe in Papa Jesus' powers this time. Or so everyone thinks this comment is a fucking blasphemy. LOL XD

But it can't be dragon ball to bring him back to life right?

I have dramatic news!

I've just found out that Froi Tiedoll's Japanese voice actor is also the Japanese dub voice for...none other than Severus Snape. Seriously.

I read it here (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com.au/encyclopedia/people.php?id=9190).

So now we know the true culprit! It was Tiedoll and Snape, working together. :p

ROFL. What a great discovery. XD

Froi Tiedoll IS Snape!!