Hallo there! I come bearing.... something like a fic. It's an AU that I decided to open to everyone. It all begins like this:
"SOMEONE BETTER BE DYING."
Time: 4 AM.
Location: Kanda's doorstep.
Weather: dark. Frostbite cold.
Reason for this fuckery?
Kanda stared.
"Is that a dead body?"
Lavi laughed awkwardly and scratched the back of his head. "Huh... yeaaah...."
Absolute, mind-boggling idiocy.
"So this guy broke into my apartment...."
( Explanation of the AUs title )This is an AU open to everyone.In other words, if you have an idea for a funny drabble in this AU yourself, you can go right ahead and write it, and you'll be helping create this story. Just don't forget to post a link to your drabble in a comment to this entry. XDRating: let's say R. Or NC-17 - for language, implied violence, and whatever else comes up.
Genre: crack, action(?), whatever else.
Status: work in progress.
Length: undefined. Maybe infinite!
Characters: all DGM characters may show up at some point.
Pairings: might happen, if anyone writes them.
Amount of planning invested in this fic's plot: small to none so far.
Level of potential hilarity: infinite, and beyond.
Level of actual hilarity: has seen better days.
( List of existent drabbles )