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I hope he's writing porn, personally.

So I noticed this back when chapter 161 came out. I scratched my head and lol'ed and waited for someone else to mention it. But as far as I've seen...nobody has. So it's time for some silliness involving it.

This is taken from the beginning of chapter 161, when Link is writing in his book about the "zombie" event and how it's all Komui's fault. ...SUPPOSEDLY!

Look carefully. Most of it is hard to make out, but I definitely see "SHE WAS A YOUNG MOTHER" *frame cut off* "TOOK BIRTH CONTROL PILLS".

More than likely, it was probably just a random snippet of English copied out of some article or something for authenticity. But that's no fun at all. No fun at all.

I want to hear your crack theories. Does Link secretly know something about the ghost girl? Is he writing a romance novel?! FOR HIS BOSS, PERHAPS?!

(If this post is too stupid, just let me know. I'll delete it and we can pretend it never happened, haha. I just thought we could use some silliness.)

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OMG no fucking wai...I see it! Brilliance...

something something
mother with ?there?
-dren said in 2001 that(I assume it was "children")
she was a young mother she
took birth control pills. She
said that she later *something*
her from in *something* father
health workers wh-

Considering that Allen's report for Martel early in the anime was actually copypastad from Wikipedia, this is probably some of the same. XD

But that's not nearly as fun as imagining Link secretly writing a romance novel or something when he should be working. :P

true, true. XD But a romance novel with birth control pills?

Sure, sure! The story of a young mother looking for love who doesn't want any more children! XD

XDDD and then she gets pregnant anyway and there's a long drawn-out drama over whether the father is the hot hunky love interest or the equally hot and hunky but nowhere near as ~*ROMANTIC*~ love rival she got drunk with at the office party? Culminating in a near-miscarriage after which the rival confesses that they didn't have sex so she DOESN'T have to marry him out of duty, and she flings her massively pregnant self into the arms of the love interest, but they wait til after the baby is born to be wed so that she can look stunning in her wedding dress?

Link is such a dramatic romantic at heart. ♥

Oh snap, and here's the article it's from. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/20/AR2008042001930_pf.html)

XD that would be it.

Oh wow! ♥

Ohoho! And they took it from some article concerning Filipinos haha~
This totally cracked me up~

Somehow I managed to read that whole article and TOTALLY CRACK UP when I got the part that was in the manga.

And it wasn't even a funny part, either.

XD you're so great!

Ohh, so that's why I saw 'Arroyo' at the start~ XD Man, the Phil. president's name (and even a little info about her) on D.gray-man? Just whoa~!

Nice find! I'm willing to bet that the manga-ka just did a search for "catholic church" or something like that, and copied out whatever she happened to find. XD

My brain twin! I was just thinking that! I was leaning more toward the phrase "Opposition From the Catholic Church." Could this be really BAD forshadowing, or is my migraine making me nutty?!

XDD!!! OMG.

Link really writes trashy Victorian romance novels and publishes them under a secret name.

Central really doesn't pay that much. u.u

Rotfl, I'd also really love it if oral contraceptives existed in the fictional 19th century.

It'd have to be secret! I mean, we know how the Church feels about birth control... SO FORBIDDEN! Link is actually a rebel, through and through. I'm sure of it.

Carrying on in the tradition of the Maquis de Sade.

Except perhaps less violent. XD

lol, yeah, I noticed it right away when I read that chapter. It reminds me of FMA, how they inserted random English crap for practical crack. This also happens in the DGM anime.

I didn't notice it, but thank you for posting this and wow to the article it was from which... makes me happy for something I've been writing for a good eight months as it can tie in.

Definitely smutty victorian porn.

Rofl, oh that's rich. XD

o..O omg that's english!
I Laverrier (sp??) documents were written in Italian (or a similar language, but I'm almost positive it's Italian)
look at the 136 chapter first page =D
http://www.onemanga.com/D.Gray-Man/136/
o.O in the manga scan the pic the page is not covered =...=
XD but OMG link, you naughty 19 year old XD

obviously he's writing in a highly sophisticated, um, code. Yes.
*shnorfle*

AHAHAHAHAHA

He's writing something for

dgmkinkmeme, I bet! >8)

Well now we just have to start guess what kinds of requests Link would fill! Noah Clan stuff, I bet. He's a rebel.

Lol, that's the best.

Yes, Link may look like he's taking attentively taking notes for Leverrier, but he's secretly working on his multi-volume epic novel of love and lust, She Was a Young Mother.

Because Link always has such a serious expression, nobody's caught on yet, and his story is several thousand pages long.

ROFL! I don't see well enough to notice things like that! That's too funny!
Link is writing a smutty confession of love to Levellie! (I based it off of what Tosshi picked out of the manga at the top of this thread.)

At night, I dream that you are my mother with a plate of delectable treats for me and the other children. It will be said in 2001 that you and your type are called "pedophiles," but it matters not to me, for our love is special and you were always my favorite treat. A few years from now, people will speak of you and say, "She was a young mother. She took birth control pills. She said that she later regretted not finding someone better to love than her own son, Howard." But, Malcolm, I know better. As your mostache tickles my face, I know that our love is pure.Her from in my dream becomes more masculine. You are now my father. Health workers who know of our relations will worry about me and scoff, but I am an adult now. And I am not only saying this to get a promotion. I love you. A promotion would also be very appreciated!

Levellie: Mr. Howard Link, hand in your report.
Link: *hands in report with love letter*
Levellie: ............?
Link: I'll be going then...
Levellie: I don't kow what that boy puts in his pies, but it ain't sugar...

I think you just won the internet. And burned my eyes out in the processXD

YAY!!! *huggles her internet*
Dude...If I ever cosplay Link, I'll totally need a pie...

Dude, I have a link costume. I NEED THE PIE THOUGH.

Awesome, If I knew how to make pies, I'd make you one!

thats genius XD

No sugar xD

X'D priceless it really is

I'm sure that like the "homework" The Earl does in the anime, this actually means nothing.

But, for the crack, I approve the part about the "romance novel". It has a lot of connotations for it xD

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