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Spoiler commentary!
Uh, hi! I just read DGM chapter 196 (up at mangastream) and wrote down my thoughts and such. I thought I'd share them with you guys. Which is probably a bad idea, you know, because lots of spoilers and stuff (luckily they're all behind the cut). :D So it's highly recommended that you don't read this until you finished reading the chapter itself.
Don't expect anything really serious here, sorry; I tend to save serious stuff for the discussion. I hope this is okay with everyone (and the . . . entire post in general).
Warning: Bad attempts at humor (some inappropriate), lots of capslock, tons and tons of spoilers, random comments, and mocking of characters.
A newbie and posting spoilers. What does this say about me.
Darth VaderEarl: Come to the Dark Side, Allen Walker, and we shall stop your friends from massacring each other.
Also, we have cookies.
/breathes noisily
Allen: . . . you know, you could've mentioned this BEFORE I WAS BEING TENTACLE RAPED. >\
Me: Hoshino sure has a thing for bondage, doesn't she? :|a
Daaw Alma. So cute.
Her drawings are getting a lot better, I think. Either that or she had a lot of help.
Allen: /MANLY SCREAM OF PAIN
Me: God damn that is some ugly hatred.
I am suddenly reminded of Jasdevi's hatred from Noah's ark. Anyone else?
Earl: I can tell that you do not believe me from your girly screams of pain, young exorwan. But let me tell you that the Akuma are basically my copies because all the darkness inside them IS FROM ME~~~~
Me: . . . oh god. I just imagined an entire army of Earl clones.
This is just slightly terrifying.
Cherub Earls waddling after the original.
Dear lord.
Earl: But because I'm just that awesome, I can just snap my fingers and get rid of the darkness!
What do you say?
Allen: I am just going to lie here tangled in tentacles and look like I've overdosed on painkillers.
Everyone else: DD8 NOOOO DUN DO IT.
Kanda: What? Sorry, busy fighting my ex-bff, please leave a message after the evil Alma laughter in the background.
Alma: JUST DIE, YUU, AND ALL MY DREAAAAAMS WILL COME TRUUUUUEEEEE~
Me: I'm kind of thinking that Hoshino made Alma into the Pikachu of the DGM world.
I mean, just look at the powerbolts.
And the expression.
THINK ABOUT IT.
Almachu uses Lightning Bolt!
Kanda loses -1000 points!
Allen: Kandaaaaaaaaa--!
Me: . . . okay, I think that Hoshino's stealing from other mangas now. Look at that, doesn't that look like Kidoumaru's arrow from Naruto?
SEE IT EVEN DOES THAT WHOLE DRILL THING.
. . . Kanda is officially Neji.
Alma: Yooooohooooooo Kaaaaandaaaa~
Me: We always knew you'd grow up to put Cyril to shame, Alma.
Always.
Kandaji: Oh hey a flower.
In a sea of flowers.
And the voice of my dead gf, nice Hoshino. Wonderful to bring her up while I'm bleeding to death.
Me: God Alma so evil. ;_;
Bak: Stop Alma! No more killing!
Almachu: What. What is this. MY DEAD PROFESSOR?? 8O
/ominous looming shadow. You can has it.
Me: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING.
OH IT'S JUST TOKUSA.
. . . WAIT, THAT MAKES IT WORSE. ;A;
Tokuchu uses Extreme Lightning Bolt!
Everyone Else that isn't that Important (to Hoshino) loses -10,000 points!
Is it just me, or does Leverrier kind of look like he's getting a blowjob?
Nuuuuu Johnny. ;^;
Oh God Tokusa. Why do you look like a blob. A really dark blob.
The color-of-hatred blob?
That is just not right, Hoshino.
Allen: Tokusaaaa!
Tokuchu: . . . who the hell are you, kid? :|
/extreme leg crush GO GO GO
Allen: Another MANLY SCREAM OF PAIN.
Me: Hoshino, you are giving this manga such grief.
Johnny: Alleeeeen!
Eaaaarl! Why do you want the 14th?
He tried to kill you, didn't he?
So unless you're some kind of extreme masochist, shouldn't you just be trying to kill him?
Me: . . . you know, that's kind of what I was wondering too. :|a
Earl: . . . why?
Because.
He.
Is my one and only true love.
Cyril and Tyki: . . . Earl, we knew you had issues, but. Really?
Wisely: I pretty much figured after that one night . . .
Roadoll: /stares on dramatically
Johnny: . . . whut?
Allen: /crais
Bak: /uses magical Chan power while everyone else is distracted
Tokuchu: GAAAAAAH
/lets go of Allen
Me: ooooh, dramatic swirly times.
OH HEY FOU. FOU. WE MISSED YOU GHOST GIRL.
Fou: What the hell is going on?
Well, anyways.
You have to destroy Almachu! Hurry, before his buddy Tokuchu gets free!
Allen: . . .
Fou: . . . oh don't tell me.
Allen: . . . I can't save him.
Me: Allen, we're not talking about saving, we're talking about DESTROYING.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Fou: oh hell - WATCH OUT!
/dramatic blocking times
Tykitty uses Claw Slash!
Fantou loses -8000 points!
Me: I love mocking video games.
And Pokemon.
FOOOOOUUUUU. You just got here, come on! D:
Those are some funky tattoos you have there, Bak.
Comes with the whole Guardian summoning, huh?
Tykitty: Looks like you've made up your mind, huh?
So, whaddaya say?
Bros?
Allen: grrrr. >|
Fou: IDIOT! YOU CAN'T SAVE SOMEONE LIKE THAT!
And you can't just decide like that on your own either!
Me: Thank. You.
Tyki: Oh, hush.
/beams EVIL
Bak: FOOOOUUUUUUUU
BOOM!
Hark! A wild Allen appears!
Allen: Not simple, huh?
I wonder if he can be saved . . . ?
Me: Earl and Road are not pleased with your heroics, man.
Fou why are you blushing.
Fou: How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm not some sleezy fortune-teller, you know.
Bak/Johnny/Whoeves: Go Allen Go!
Rene: B-but it's impossible.
Me: NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU HAVE ALLEN!1!!
Maybe. :|a
Fou: I'll fight the Noah! You just go and try to save Alma!
Me: Fou, that guy just completely took out your back. How can you take him on.
This feels vaguely like volume nine.
Allen: My leeeeg.
A magical catfish appears!
Courtesy of Old Man Zhu.
Me: No, Zhu, no! ;_; At least he'll go honorably?
Rene: Alma shouldn't want to kill Yuu! You have to save him!
Me: . . . I'm running out of half-assed jokes here. Do something Hoshinooooo.
Kandaji: /is now a Super Saiyan WHAT NOW BITCHES
Who is apparently set on destroying Alma. Talk about role-reversal.
Allen uses block!
Kandaji is pissed!
dun dun duuuuuuuun
. . . and that is how I spent my morning. :D
This was not meant to offend anyone. This was just my half-assed attempt at humorously mocking the manga D.Gray-man and brightening up people's day. So I am sorry if you're offended in any way. ):
Your thoughts? Opinions? Predictions for next chapter?
Don't expect anything really serious here, sorry; I tend to save serious stuff for the discussion. I hope this is okay with everyone (and the . . . entire post in general).
Warning: Bad attempts at humor (some inappropriate), lots of capslock, tons and tons of spoilers, random comments, and mocking of characters.
Also, we have cookies.
/breathes noisily
Allen: . . . you know, you could've mentioned this BEFORE I WAS BEING TENTACLE RAPED. >\
Me: Hoshino sure has a thing for bondage, doesn't she? :|a
Daaw Alma. So cute.
Her drawings are getting a lot better, I think. Either that or she had a lot of help.
Allen: /MANLY SCREAM OF PAIN
Me: God damn that is some ugly hatred.
I am suddenly reminded of Jasdevi's hatred from Noah's ark. Anyone else?
Earl: I can tell that you do not believe me from your girly screams of pain, young exorwan. But let me tell you that the Akuma are basically my copies because all the darkness inside them IS FROM ME~~~~
Me: . . . oh god. I just imagined an entire army of Earl clones.
This is just slightly terrifying.
Cherub Earls waddling after the original.
Dear lord.
Earl: But because I'm just that awesome, I can just snap my fingers and get rid of the darkness!
What do you say?
Allen: I am just going to lie here tangled in tentacles and look like I've overdosed on painkillers.
Everyone else: DD8 NOOOO DUN DO IT.
Kanda: What? Sorry, busy fighting my ex-bff, please leave a message after the evil Alma laughter in the background.
Alma: JUST DIE, YUU, AND ALL MY DREAAAAAMS WILL COME TRUUUUUEEEEE~
Me: I'm kind of thinking that Hoshino made Alma into the Pikachu of the DGM world.
I mean, just look at the powerbolts.
And the expression.
THINK ABOUT IT.
Almachu uses Lightning Bolt!
Kanda loses -1000 points!
Allen: Kandaaaaaaaaa--!
Me: . . . okay, I think that Hoshino's stealing from other mangas now. Look at that, doesn't that look like Kidoumaru's arrow from Naruto?
SEE IT EVEN DOES THAT WHOLE DRILL THING.
. . . Kanda is officially Neji.
Alma: Yooooohooooooo Kaaaaandaaaa~
Me: We always knew you'd grow up to put Cyril to shame, Alma.
Always.
Kandaji: Oh hey a flower.
In a sea of flowers.
And the voice of my dead gf, nice Hoshino. Wonderful to bring her up while I'm bleeding to death.
Me: God Alma so evil. ;_;
Bak: Stop Alma! No more killing!
Almachu: What. What is this. MY DEAD PROFESSOR?? 8O
/ominous looming shadow. You can has it.
Me: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING.
OH IT'S JUST TOKUSA.
. . . WAIT, THAT MAKES IT WORSE. ;A;
Tokuchu uses Extreme Lightning Bolt!
Everyone Else that isn't that Important (to Hoshino) loses -10,000 points!
Is it just me, or does Leverrier kind of look like he's getting a blowjob?
Nuuuuu Johnny. ;^;
Oh God Tokusa. Why do you look like a blob. A really dark blob.
The color-of-hatred blob?
That is just not right, Hoshino.
Allen: Tokusaaaa!
Tokuchu: . . . who the hell are you, kid? :|
/extreme leg crush GO GO GO
Allen: Another MANLY SCREAM OF PAIN.
Me: Hoshino, you are giving this manga such grief.
Johnny: Alleeeeen!
Eaaaarl! Why do you want the 14th?
He tried to kill you, didn't he?
So unless you're some kind of extreme masochist, shouldn't you just be trying to kill him?
Me: . . . you know, that's kind of what I was wondering too. :|a
Earl: . . . why?
Because.
He.
Is my one and only true love.
Cyril and Tyki: . . . Earl, we knew you had issues, but. Really?
Wisely: I pretty much figured after that one night . . .
Roadoll: /stares on dramatically
Johnny: . . . whut?
Allen: /crais
Bak: /uses magical Chan power while everyone else is distracted
Tokuchu: GAAAAAAH
/lets go of Allen
Me: ooooh, dramatic swirly times.
OH HEY FOU. FOU. WE MISSED YOU GHOST GIRL.
Fou: What the hell is going on?
Well, anyways.
You have to destroy Almachu! Hurry, before his buddy Tokuchu gets free!
Allen: . . .
Fou: . . . oh don't tell me.
Allen: . . . I can't save him.
Me: Allen, we're not talking about saving, we're talking about DESTROYING.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Fou: oh hell - WATCH OUT!
/dramatic blocking times
Tykitty uses Claw Slash!
Fantou loses -8000 points!
Me: I love mocking video games.
And Pokemon.
FOOOOOUUUUU. You just got here, come on! D:
Those are some funky tattoos you have there, Bak.
Comes with the whole Guardian summoning, huh?
Tykitty: Looks like you've made up your mind, huh?
So, whaddaya say?
Bros?
Allen: grrrr. >|
Fou: IDIOT! YOU CAN'T SAVE SOMEONE LIKE THAT!
And you can't just decide like that on your own either!
Me: Thank. You.
Tyki: Oh, hush.
/beams EVIL
Bak: FOOOOUUUUUUUU
BOOM!
Hark! A wild Allen appears!
Allen: Not simple, huh?
I wonder if he can be saved . . . ?
Me: Earl and Road are not pleased with your heroics, man.
Fou why are you blushing.
Fou: How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm not some sleezy fortune-teller, you know.
Bak/Johnny/Whoeves: Go Allen Go!
Rene: B-but it's impossible.
Me: NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU HAVE ALLEN!1!!
Maybe. :|a
Fou: I'll fight the Noah! You just go and try to save Alma!
Me: Fou, that guy just completely took out your back. How can you take him on.
This feels vaguely like volume nine.
Allen: My leeeeg.
A magical catfish appears!
Courtesy of Old Man Zhu.
Me: No, Zhu, no! ;_; At least he'll go honorably?
Rene: Alma shouldn't want to kill Yuu! You have to save him!
Me: . . . I'm running out of half-assed jokes here. Do something Hoshinooooo.
Kandaji: /is now a Super Saiyan WHAT NOW BITCHES
Who is apparently set on destroying Alma. Talk about role-reversal.
Allen uses block!
Kandaji is pissed!
dun dun duuuuuuuun
. . . and that is how I spent my morning. :D
This was not meant to offend anyone. This was just my half-assed attempt at humorously mocking the manga D.Gray-man and brightening up people's day. So I am sorry if you're offended in any way. ):
Your thoughts? Opinions? Predictions for next chapter?
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"Earl: . . . why?
Because.
He.
Is my one and only true love."
Yeah, it's really starting to come across like that, isn't it?
Great more yaoi for the fangirls (well, at least it's been revealed that the Earl can be hot when he wants to be, thank god).
I enjoyed your summary, it was good fun.
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Thank you! :D
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Army of mini cherub Earls
does. not. want *dies* I was laughing like nuts at 2+ in the morning reading your summary XD
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Thank you! I'm very glad I made you laugh~ :D
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Was a bit "Whut" at that, and also Kanda going nutso with the crazy hair. It was definitely an entertaining chapter!
OMG though, the Earl and his huge unrequited love for the 14th! He just wants to be by the 14th's side! Who knew he was a weepy uke?
...now if that doesn't conjure some disastrous visual imagery, I don't know what would! DX
EDIT: fixed typo
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M-maybe not so much weepy uke as creepy, controlling stalker-partner? :D
. . . my brain. It hurts now. DDX
Thank you for the reply~! :D
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XDDD totally creepy controlling stalker UKE! Muaha!
Cheers!
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Hey, hey, the Earl bends over to no one. >( Especially since all he has to do is roll over on top of them until they surrender. /is shot
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Looks like I'm not the only one who saw that as a love confession~ Earl/14th anyone? lD
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A terrible love confession was what it was. XD But yes, Earl/14th. Fanfiction flood, anyone?
Thank you for the reply! :D
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I want to see Earl and 14th relationship. Maybe in flashback.
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Thank you~~~ :D
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I wonder what makes Earl interested in 14th? Maybe he's the only one who kind to him?
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Relationship in manga kinda complicated. There's so many love-hate relationship there.
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Yeah, they are complicated. But that's what makes them so interesting, at least to me. :D
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Right now, I'm really curious about Earl/14th.
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I loved the whole of it~
And especially the nicknames and your comments! looool XD
Thank you so much for this~ ^3^
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Thank you for reviewing, and I'm very glad I was able to make your day~ :D
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Thank you for replying! :D
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(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 03:12 am (UTC)(link)that is awesome XDDD
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