Forgive my horrible-ness?

[maryohki.livejournal.com]

I was talking to a friend on AIM about the latest D. Grayman chapter and hilariousness ensued. SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 168!

[13:04] KomurinYourFace: ...Ugh. What. the. FUCK?!

[13:04] KomurinYourFace: Have you read chapter 168?

[13:07] KomurinYourFace: BECAUSE SHIRO EMIYA WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS LAST CHAPTER

[13:07] KomurinYourFace: HE'D SAY

[13:07] KomurinYourFace: PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED

[13:13] Komurin Special: OH SHIT.

[13:13] Komurin Special: DID SOMEONE DIE WITHOUT BEING KILLED?

[13:13] Komurin Special: OR KILLED WITHOUT BEING DIE?

[13:13] Komurin Special: *goes to read*

[13:13] KomurinYourFace: XD

[13:14] Komurin Special: ugh hitler needs to die.

[13:14] Komurin Special: why can't he be killed?

[13:15] KomurinYourFace: I agree...DX

[13:15] KomurinYourFace: http://community.livejournal.com/dgrayman/200281.html?view=1387353#t1387353

[13:15] KomurinYourFace: ^not until you've read the chapter

[13:16] Komurin Special: .....NOOOOO.

[13:17] Komurin Special: i mean i didn't like him but he saved everyone's asses like every other time.

[13:17] KomurinYourFace: Yeah.

[13:17] KomurinYourFace: WELL ENJOY THE POLL =d

[13:17] KomurinYourFace: *=D

[13:17] KomurinYourFace: I LOVE the Tiedoll option

[13:18] Komurin Special: although in all srsness i think hitler did it.

[13:18] Komurin Special: if cross is dead.

[13:18] Komurin Special: HE MIGHT NOT DIE IF HE IS KILLED.

[13:18] KomurinYourFace: XDDD

[13:21] KomurinYourFace: ...I am SUCH a bad person...

[13:21] KomurinYourFace: http://community.livejournal.com/dgrayman/200067.html?thread=1380739#t1380739

[13:21] Komurin Special: but do you agree, hitler did it?

[13:21] KomurinYourFace: YES

[13:21] KomurinYourFace: IT WAS HITLER

[13:21] Komurin Special: i mean, it's obvious.

[13:21] KomurinYourFace: I voted "Froi 'It's all about me now, bitches!' Tiedoll" because it made me laugh so hard, though

[13:22] Komurin Special: You know who it might've been?

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: LENALEE?!

[13:22] Komurin Special: Real Hitler traveling through time.

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: WHILE SHE WAS CRAWWWWWWWWWLING IN HER SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: ...

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: XDDDDDDDD

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: YED

[13:22] Komurin Special: He killed fake hitler a while back.

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: *YES

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: REAL!HITLER

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: ...NO

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: KATIE

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: I KNOW WHO DID IT

[13:22] KomurinYourFace: IT WAS A RANDOM KOMURIN ON THE RAMPAGE

[13:23] Komurin Special: MAYBE IT WAS ME.

[13:23] Komurin Special: I DID IT.

[13:23] KomurinYourFace: KOMUI WILL POP UP AND GO "O, SORRY, GAIS. I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HIM"

[13:23] Komurin Special: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[13:23] KomurinYourFace: XDDDDD

[13:23] Komurin Special: I DID IT AAAAALLLLL.

[13:23] KomurinYourFace: KOMURIN SPECIAL IS EEEEEVIL

[13:23] Komurin Special: because cross was annoying and a godmod character, srsly.

[13:23] KomurinYourFace: agreed

[13:23] Komurin Special: Maybe a fish killed him.

[13:23] Komurin Special: I'll blame it on a fish.

[13:23] KomurinYourFace: I liked him better than WANGST QUEEN

[13:23] Komurin Special: a random goldfish.

[13:24] Komurin Special: Why couldn't Lenalee die?

[13:24] KomurinYourFace: but WANGST QUEEN can't die because then Komui would cease to be epic and would just be emo

[13:24] Komurin Special: boo.

[13:24] KomurinYourFace: KOMUI, FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO OBSESS OVER D<

[13:24] KomurinYourFace: ...

[13:24] KomurinYourFace: MIRANDA IS THE KILLER

[13:24] Komurin Special: HOLY SHIT IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

[13:24] KomurinYourFace: SHE WAS MAD AT CROSS FOR GIVING LENALEE SO MUCH ATTENTION

[13:24] Komurin Special: SINCE WE DIDN'T SEE HER AT ALL THIS CHAPTER.

[13:24] Komurin Special: IT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT.

[13:24] KomurinYourFace: "THAT'S CREEPY; SHE'S UNDERAGED! NOTICE MEEEE!!! *BAM!*"

[13:25] KomurinYourFace: OR YES

[13:25] Komurin Special: MIRANDA DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED.

[13:25] KomurinYourFace: EXACTLY

[13:25] KomurinYourFace: SHIRO DIDN'T SHOW UP TO TELL HER IN TIME

[13:25] Komurin Special: best conversation ever, amirite/

[13:25] KomurinYourFace: YES

Please forgive our horrible-ness. This response to Cross' death was likely a way to relieve the true sadness I felt for him. Or...something.

Comments

[kinamona.livejournal.com]

Nuu, Cross killed himself.

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

Clearly, only Cross is badass enough to kill Cross. Duh. :P

[apapazukamori.livejournal.com]

Noooooo. It was BOOKMAN. :3

[socontagious456.livejournal.com]

it was Link. just before Hitler told him to "take care of it". he killed him.

[chloesong.livejournal.com]

*second'd*
Ya, it was Link.

[sitiomania.livejournal.com]

I kind of like the idea of Miranda doing it on accident. x3

[kaiamara.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, it'd be hilarious if it were Miranda. She threw her Time-Record and it "accidently" killed Cross, yeah.

[jjinxie.livejournal.com]

MAYBE IT REALLY WAS KOMUI WHO KILLED HIM WITH KOMURIN CAUSE CROSS WAS FLIRTING WITH LENALEE AT SOME POINT

Was it in then when were in the ark? I don't remember anymore.

(B-blame my randomness to that I'm too tired)

[rheoster.livejournal.com]

I second the Komurin theory!

[coldstofcalndrs.livejournal.com]

Cross?!! dead?!! i don't believe it XD

[slow-bicycle32.livejournal.com]

MIRANDA DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED.

funny thing is somehow i can imagine that. but miranda killing cross by accident is just way to hilarious:D

[kurorinslvr.livejournal.com]

that was funny.
Seriously, i don't want to believe that cross is death, i mean come on he lived in Japan who knows how long, (I don't know) among the akumas, even convert akumas into good guys. He is powerful. Don't tell me a stupid puppet Link and a weakling Hitler who can not fight without sending someone in his stead (so far)kill Cross so easily or it will be stupid for Cross to kill himself. >

[sora-morikawa.livejournal.com]

No one mentioned Kanda XDD
Cross was his rival in 'legs pose'

[kalium-kx.livejournal.com]

EVEN WORSE..nobody brought mention to Snape..

[symbolism-egg.livejournal.com]

Lol, great conversation. I almost included Komurin II as a choice, but there was a limit to the number of possible answers.

XD If it's the least likely suspect who's the killer, then it was Miranda for sure.

[bsbartgurl.livejournal.com]

it was Bak. Bak is so obsessed with Lenalee and probably did it b/c Cross was flirting with her at the Asian Branch.