Fanfic: "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts..."

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I shouldn't be proud of this story. It's total nonsense. (Although, the scariest part is that I CAN in fact see Lavi singing like that...) But anyway, here's the result of a rabid, rampant and altogether FAR TOO aggressive plotbunny.

Title: "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts..."
Series: D.Gray-man
Type: One-shot
Genre: Crack humor
Characters: Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Krory, Komui, Timcanpy, with cameos by Jerry, Reever and Bookman.
Rating: most audiences (a tiny bit of mild language) - equal about to PG
Setting: During Krory's welcoming party (basically, after the end of Episode 24)
Word count: about 2,000
Summary: Lavi does some strange things when he's got an audience...

Warnings: Complete nonsense and some rather random rambling about coconuts. I have NO idea why this fic even exists, but it amuses me. I'm not ashamed by it, even if I have no idea why it exists.
ALSO: I am NOT responsible for the brainworm that is the song "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts." Why? Because I had to deal with it the whole time writing this damned thing! If you've never heard the song, consider yourself lucky that you won't be tormented by it.


The story comes in two "flavors" -- the only difference being formatting (both are the same story, to my knowledge there are no differences in the actual words).

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